The Rug Matches The Drapes

I heard your new girlfriend is a fire crotch.

The rug matches the drapes.

So the carpet matches the drapes huh. Carpet being the pubic hair and drapes being the hair on her head. The linen material goes perfectly with the rough feeling of the rug giving the whole space a vintage vibe. Having finally been invited over for tea jane realized she may have misjudged emily.

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman s hair is dyed. If a person wants to know if someone s pubic hair is the same color or in some cases same style as the hair on their head they might ask do the drapes match the carpet the drapes are hair. See more words with the same meaning. It s a marvel of contemporary rug advertising that reads.

And as it turns out her carpet does in fact match the drapes kudos. I ll bet the drapes don t match the carpet. Interjection the person s pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head used frequently as a question. Carpet is pubic hair.

So does the carpet match the drapes. The woman had exquisite taste. Vertalingen van het uitdrukking the carpet matches the drapes van engels naar nederlands en voorbeelden van het gebruik van the carpet matches the drapes in een zin met hun vertalingen. The drapes on the other hand match both the material as well as the design of the rug but not in a literal and forced manner.